Want to work for Ampgasm?
Do you the amp the shit out of everything, including your own shit? Would you like to get the social prestige of hanging around with some really sweet people with ipwnds? We are looking for a part time bitch to start amping our shit for us as soon as possible.
What we want from you
Big ego, balls of steel and low sellout cost (couple bottles of wine will do it)
15 videos of you talking to yourself about the lastest ampgasm
Help with the launch of #ampgasm2010
You must be comfortable accepting bungs from PR companies who want you to amp the shit out of their tech, beg for money in public so go to sweet ass tech conferences and talk endlessly about yourself for hours at a time.
What you’ll get from me
Access to this blog
Some chips
The joy of being somebody’s bitch
Interested?
Then amp the shit out of this blog for as long as you can. Only then will we decide if you are cool enough to work for free and hang around with the rest of the #ampgasm massive.
