Apple Store Closed - Speculation Rife
Yes my I went to my local convenience store (or shop as it’s actually called) to buy a shiny red apple and it was shut. But why?
- Could it be they are about to launch an entirely new soup?
- Or maybe announce the long awaited pricing on the sanitary towels?
- Perhaps they have just popped to the toilet and will be “back in 5”?
In other news, shiny factory Apple have also shut their online store - something which more than 100 people have pointed out on Chicken while I was writing this.
Steve has gone for a shit. Back in 5.
Pic by renaissancechambara under a CC license
